Sunday, January 31, 2016

Moments: Washers and the Nest of Vermin

Today's Saturday, which is usually laundry day. I loaded up the laundry basket with our weekly offering of darks and lights, strapped it to the scooter with paracord, and drove the 5 minutes to our village's communal washing machine station.

An elderly woman was standing at one of the washers when I parked the scooter.  She was holding a section of a washer's lid in her hand.  I smiled and nodded and bowed slightly and "Sawasdee-ka'd" her, and loaded my laundry into two open machines.  She said something to me, which I didn't understand, but I smiled again and looked at her machine.  "Do you need help?"  She gestured toward the part of the lid in her hands and said something else.

I figured that part of the lid had somehow disconnected and she couldn't figure out how to reattach it, so I stepped close and worked for a few minutes getting the lid to re-align and lock back into place.  There was laundry in the machine and detergent powder sprinkle over the top of the laundry.

She said something else to me after I got it fixed - it was in the same tone as what she'd said to me before.

Then I began to wonder if she didn't have enough baht to pay to cover the cost of the machine - but I didn't hear anything that sounded like Thai numbers.  Additionally, I didn't have my purse with me and had only grabbed enough coins to pay for my two loads.  Then, after I'd smiled yet again, she turned, walked into the shop/restaurant that seems to manage the washing machines, pulled the garage-style metal door closed over the opening, and left me outside with my scooter.

Now I'm not sure if she was a customer needing help with the machine and/or money, or if she was a manager asking me if the laundry was mine/if I'd broken the machine, or if she had intentionally taken the machine a part to fix something and I'd un-done her work.

I'll probably never know.  So much for trying to be helpful!

In other news, my parents mailed us a package that included rat poison.  We seem to have at least a few rodent occupants in the ceiling above our bedroom and the guest bedroom.  Our guest bedroom has smelled weird since we got here, and it wasn't more than a month after we'd arrived that we started hearing scampering/rustling in the ceiling at night.

This week, I was awakened two times, absolutely convinced something must be in our bedroom.  The first time I thought I heard a small body "jumping" around the room - sort of weird "plopping" noise - and the second time, I was sure a rat was unwrapped plastic from something in our room.  In both cases, I grabbed my headlamp, turned it on, and beamed the invasive, hopefully-intimidating light around the room and the bathroom, but I didn't see anything.  I went back to sleep shortly later in both cases.

Today, Gabe found a step ladder, went into the bathroom in the guest room, climbed the ladder, pushed up one of the ceiling tiles, and threw four cakes of the rat poison in the four different directions.  We're praying the rats will do as their told: eat the poison, leave the premises, and go find water to drink and die away from our house.

Now, as we were crawling into bed, we just heard a loud kerfuffle in the ceiling, along with some screeching, active scampering, and rustling.  Let's hope the noise was due to rats greedily fighting over the poison and not the nest going into death convulsions above our bed.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Moments: Third Grade Happy Dance

Today, in third grade, if you'd happened to look in the window or cracked the door open, you'd have seen me literally performing a happy dance for the students after I handed out their corrected spelling quizzes.  I flailed and twirled and jumped and skipped - and my performance was received with a lot of giggles.  My dance was in celebration of the fact that seven of our 22 students had 100% of their spelling words correct on their quiz yesterday, and an additional ten students scored above a 75% and earned a "star" on the spelling chart on the wall.

We try to make a big deal out of getting the stars - drum rolls, announcing the score, allowing the students to guess who it is.  It's like a little ceremony each week.

My heart melted a tiny bit when Yayee (new to English this year) and Veevee (our most loner/artistic/living in his own little dream world student) and Pai (one of the rambunctious kiddos that should probably still be in 2nd grade but he's been pushed through the system a bit) ALL were able to put a spelling star on the wall chart for the first time today.  The room erupted in cheers for them.

In other news, Veevee "helpfully" kicked a vietnamese centipede he found out of the walkway in the hall... and directly at my ankles.  I think the desired result was to frighten the other students who were standing in line in front of me waiting to go into the classroom, or perhaps startle me.  His helpfulness earned him a bit of a conversation in the hallway with Teacher Gabe, his homeroom teacher, Krue Ratt, and another boy who had witnessed the whole incident.  Fortunately, the centipede met a swift (albeit not, maybe, humane) end by crushing from the reigning Thai shoe: the Chaco sandels.

- Dani


Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Moments: It's a little cold...

It's quite cold this week for these cement and tile buildings with no insulation (reportedly we're experiencing the coldest temperatures recorded in Thailand in 50 years). The little first graders wear their uniforms (as prescribed by Thai social structures) but they sit in class with fleece pajama pants and puffy coats and outrageous hats of animal heads OVER their uniforms.

They look like someone tossed marshmallows and Disney princesses promotional posters and The Jungle Book into a costume blender.

It's business as usual otherwise: chairs falling over, desks scraping the floors, chatterbox tendencies, and cheers over every activity announcement from our enthusiastic Grade One.

- Dani